Sass Master Supreme

meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

-ahscircus:

american horror story blog 

-ahscircus:

american horror story blog 

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

gleaks:

i’m made of skin so I guess I’m skinny

-ahscircus:

american horror story blog 

-ahscircus:

american horror story blog 

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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